Best Blonde Jokes & Stories
Best Blonde Jokes
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. His first instruction was to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question." said the instructor, and then added "When you get to 300 feet and you can recognize the faces of people on the ground, pull the rip chord.”
After pondering his answer, the blonde then asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A blonde waitress brought a customer’s order to the table with her thumb over his steak. The customer said, “Are you crazy? You have your thumb on my steak.” The waitress responds, “What, you want it to fall on the floor again?