“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
"Never put off till tomorrow that which you can put off the day after tomorrow"
― Mark Twain
"You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of…"
― Unknown
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
― Groucho Marx
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
― Johnny Carson