Political Correct Way To Someone is Stupid
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a happy meal.
- A few beers short of a six pack.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- Saliency's kinked.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- A room temperature IQ.
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
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More Political Correct Way To Someone is Stupid
- A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
- A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
- A prime candidate for natural DE-selection.
- One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
- Donated his body to scientists - before he was done using it.
- During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
- Fell out of the family tree.
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- He's so dense, light bends around him.
- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
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