Humor Me

1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

2. No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.

3. You never have to complain in the morning about not getting any.

4. You don't have to pay for it.

5. You don't have to worry about falling asleep to fast

6. You can sleep 8 hours without being interrupted.

7. While sleeping, you can sleep with anyone you want.

8. You can sleep in church

9. The dog never complains.

10. Any position you wish to try is legal.top

• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If a person is a vegetarian, does he eat animal crackers?
• If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
• If your car is traveling at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they work?
• Why does one have a pair of panties but only one bra?
• Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes.
• What do you have if you have 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?.
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• Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
• Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
• Why is there only one Monopolies commission? Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be to just hire taller dancers?
• Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
• Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

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