Bill Clinton, Sex and Monica
Answers To All Your Questions About Our Prez
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: Don't hit your head on the desk.
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.
Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the white house,the other is a chocolate lab.
Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
A: This time we know who deep throat is.
Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew?
A: A small weenie in hot water.
Q: What do Monica and Alaska have in common?
A: The Ididarod.
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?
A: Because he likes to bend pages.
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns
Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?
A: The President after Bush......
Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the difference.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and Disney have in common?
A: Disney has a movie called the Lion King, while Bill Clinton is the Lying' King."