lst Blonde

1st Blonde

How do you drive a blonde crazy?	Hide her hairbrush.
Why do you take a blonde shopping with you?	So you can park in the handicapped spaces.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?	An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?	Artificial intelligence.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?	Wave.
How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?	She fell out of a Tree
What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear?	"Thanks for the refill."
What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side?	A wind tunnel.
What do you call a circle of blondes?	A dope ring
What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?	"Gee, I hope it's mine."
Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid?	She couldn't get all the water in the little packet
Why couldn't the blonde make ice-cubes?	She didn't have the recipe.
What is a blonde's mating call?	"I'm sooooo drunk!"
What is the brunette's mating call?	"Have the blondes left yet?"
What do you have when there are three blondes in a corner?	An air pocket.

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2nd Blonde

How do you tell when a blonde has used the computer? There is writing over the white out on the screen Thanks To Joe A 19 yr. old marine stationed in 29 Palms, Ca Q: What do you do if a blonde chucks a pin at you. A: Run. She got a grenade in her mouth! Thanks to Linda Lewis From the UK Why don't they give blondes coffee breaks? It's such a pain to retrain them afterward. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both empty from the neck up. If a blonde and a brunette fell from a building at the same time, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde get 17 other people together to see a movie? Because "under 18" was prohibited. Why do blondes poof their hair so high? To catch everything that goes over theirs heads. Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains? Her husband died. What does a blonde say in the morning "Who ARE you guys?" How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? 13. One to make the batter, and twelve to peel the M&M's. What do you call a dozen blondes in the freezer? Frosted Flakes. Why do blondes drive BMW's? Because they can spell it. What do a group of blondes have in common? Nothing they can think of. top

3rd Blonde

Why was the blonde happy when she finished the puzzle in a week? The box said "3-5 years." What is the difference of gross ignorance? 144 blondes. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted. What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? People have seen UFO's. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's. How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to alphabetize the M&M's. top

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