Russian Planes
Magic Beer
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has a lounge on the top of a 13 story building and sits down.
A man in a trench coat leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" and holds up the bottle of the beer he is drinking so she can see the label. "It allows you to do amazing things!"
Superman
- The Jokester
There are four ways to fly: 1 The right way 2 The wrong way 3 The company way 4 The captain's way Only one of them counts. Pilots OpinionAsking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug what it thinks about dogs. Going PeacefullyI want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, Not screaming in terror like his passengers. |