13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a Dog leaves, it won't take over half of your stuff.
15, If you go away for the weekend, you can just tie the dog to a tree, leave him some food and water.
16. Dogs don't mind it if you leave the toilet seat up.
17. Dogs love it when you leave your dirty sock and underwear laying around. They now have something to play with.
18. When the dog get old and starts snarling and snapping at you, you can just take it out in the back yard and just shoot it.
And the definitive proof why men like dogs over women—
19. Lock your Wife and your Dog in your car trunk for an hour. …Then open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you.