Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women


1. The later you are, the more excited your Dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another Dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A Dog's Parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a Dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A Dog will not wake you up at night to ask... "If I died, would you get another Dog?"

10. If a Dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

Dogs Are So Brave

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Dogs Are So Athletic

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11. A Dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

12. If a Dog smells another Dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a Dog leaves, it won't take over half of your stuff.

15, If you go away for the weekend, you can just tie the dog to a tree, leave him some food and water.

16. Dogs don't mind it if you leave the toilet seat up.

17. Dogs love it when you leave your dirty sock and underwear laying around. They now have something to play with.

18. When the dog get old and starts snarling and snapping at you, you can just take it out in the back yard and just shoot it.

And the definitive proof why men like dogs over women—

19. Lock your Wife and your Dog in your car trunk for an hour. …Then open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you.

And Dogs Are REALLY Smart

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Doggonit - This Is
Just Not Working!

This genius thinks that a dog is a beast of burden. Well, he needs to rethink his conception of what a dog will and will not do.

A dog might be man's best friend, but he definitely IS NOT his mode of transportation…and you can forget a nice sled ride on the pond too.
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And Dogs Are Patient

Lining Up For A Shot
A Their Favorite Tree

Just your normal line up for the annual tree watering ceremony
The Crisis Is Real


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